
Officially now, Ohio has finally come out of the closet - the retail closet that is. IKEA, one of the worlds’s most sought after stores and best homo hangout opened today near Cincinnati. IKEA is the internationally known hot spot for every gay and girl who has champagne taste but can barely afford the happy meal.
They specialize in top-notch European design with “crazy low” prices. Everything from beautiful fabrics and furniture to the kitchen sink can be purchased here. It all comes flat pack of course and can be taken home that day. While there you should visit their amazing restaurant for some Swedish meatballs and jam while looking around for some dessert. Plan on coming to see and be seen. There were more gays here than at your local pride parade. This is the Queen Cities best place for snagging a great deal on a sofa and the guy you want to cover it with.
Every detail was perfect from the amazing 350 square foot apartment mock up (that I would totally consider living in) to the ligon berry sodas with free refills. Shopping there today was more that just shopping, it was an adventure, a challenge and a whole other nordic gay country.
So to keep all you guys and gals waxing wistful, IKEA says that they are planning 3-5 new stores a year in the United States. So keep a look out in your gayborhood for the cheap Swedish invasion.
